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HI MISS SUE! Had an amazing time with you at Bennies last week! Oh man what a trip. You are so funny it is unreal! Thanks for hangin with us, and helping my bro thru his heart ache. He needed to hear what you had to say! The Jesus thing may just have sunk in. I have been telling him to give it to God forever, after you, he actually said he understood! WOW! How cool are you comedy and counseling all in one evening! hahahahaha! You are the best. Stay cool and strong. God Bless you in your life also. Rachel

Hi Sue,

 
I was feeling down in the dumps and was leafing through Hustler magazine ( can you believe a woman reading that shit? Most women I grew up with or know/knew think it's one of the crudest porn rags out there, but that's why I like it. I was featured in there in 1993. Made a hit with the college boys haha :)) and came across the article which featured you. I was LMAO so loud when I was reading some of your jokes in there. Especially the one about guys talking about tit jobs and well..."how about coming home with six more inches of dick you little fucker??"  It's about time a woman told things like it is...there's too much polite comedy out there. That's why I like Hustler. No airbrushing, no smoke and mirrors. Just good raunchy shots.


I read your biography on your web page which went into greater detail than what was in Hustler and I give you ( and all the strong ass women out there who can survive on their own without husbands) and your mom so much credit for being single parents. I also wanted to tell you that I'm one of the strangest paradoxes in the world...I'm an Asian chick who grew up in a very proper, suburban college-educated family who went bad after she got out of...CATHOLIC SCHOOL! Yes, that fucked me up for life, Sue. Nothing like trying to come onto a handsome priest in the confessional only to find out the fucker wanted a young BOY and not a cute young girl.  After I got out of college I decided to become a stripper, and I had a great time. I never regretted that. My mom and dad were like, wow, this is what we paid for that college...so our daughter could become a Hustler model and a nudie chick on stage. Seriously, they were cool with it. My mom's philosophy is, " If you got it, flaunt it before it sags."  But seeing as how I have a boob job, doubtful they will sag anytime soon. I can picture it now. If you see an old Asian woman in a rest home and she's trying to fend off the horny old guys with a crowbar, that's most likely me. I'll be 80 years old with perky tits.
 
 
Your humor is dead-on....
Keep the comedy coming, Sue. It's appreciated by everyone!!
 
Michelle
 

This was my very first trip to Sturgis and friends told us that we had to see Bag Lady Sue.  They did not tell us anything about you show so I had no idea what I was in for.  I have to tell you that I thought your show was INCREDIBLE.  I have seen over 200 comedians and I have to say that you are one of the best I have ever seen.  I caught two shows at the Broken Spoke and I would see you again and again. 

Have you ever toured Canada ?  Have you ever considered touring Canada ?  I think you would have sold out shows everywhere you went. 

Thank you for making my trip to Sturgis more enjoyable.  I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely, Yours in Conservation,

Dahrlyne

Just sending a message to tell you that you were awesome. That was mine and my boyfriends first time even going toSturgis, SD
And some friends of ours at the View Campground recommend us to go
 and watch your show. That was hilarious. You come up with some pretty funny
 shit. I did hear after the show when I was in the restroom some
 ladysaid when you came out she had thought you were a guy. I was just laughing.
 But anyway send me back a comment and if you have a myspace account look me
 up at www.myspace.com/mstainbrook. If you want to add me as a friend I
 have it where you need my last name or e-mail address. Which is LeTourneau the
 last name or just use the musicmaiden79@hotmail.com okay Can't wait to hear back from you.

Talk at ya later. Love Michelle
Hi,
Saw your act for the first time the other nite at the Fulton County ABATE Rally. HILARIOUS!!! I haven't laughed that much in a long time. Went to your website and read everything. Love your outlook on life. Hope to see you again soon.

Take care, Keep them laughing

                                                      Tim
Hey Sue ~
 
What a trip, and a treat, to see such great humor in Hutch!  There were six of us watching your show and I swear we all had tears rolling down our faces.  I haven't laughed that hard in ages.  And for the end of the show......YOU GO GIRL!!!!
I hope to see your show again some day.  I meant to buy a DVD but didn't, so I hope they are available on your website.
Again...thanks for the great laughs.  You have balls to say the things that most of us women are thinking.  It was just a great time!!!  What a way to top off our first ever bike rally in Hutch.   I hope if they do it again next year that you will be part of it.
 
Keep up the good work!!!!
 
 
Sharon K. Hall

Dear Bags! YOU FRICKEN ROCK! OH MY GAWD! I have never seen anything so dmn funny and so true in my life!!! When is HBO going to get a grip, and put you on? Sturgis will never be the same! I will follow you anywhere! All the best to you baby! You are simply gorgeous! Love John Macy in Nebraska

Hi Sue

My husband and I have gone to Sturgis every year for several years and have never run across your show.  Last week while at the Broken Spoke, us and a few friends just happened to be there at the right time.  We all laughed so hard that our stomachs hurt!!  The sad part was it’s all true!!!!!!!  I assume you will post the 2008 events on your site once you have them so I will be looking forward to seeing you again.  Thanks for the memories!!!!!!!

 

Dawn & Todd

Yale, SD
Bag Lady Sue!
    We saw you at the Broken Spoke in Sturgis and laughed our asses off.  You're hilarious.  I don't think I ever saw anything so funny in my life.  You said to check out your website so I did and I see no shows near Chicago. We live in Chicago and I guess you don't come around here for shows.  That sucks!  You're hilarious anyway.  Thanks for the laughs.  I'm still laughing just thinking about your show. 
 
 
Joy and Al

Hey Sue ~

 
What a trip, and a treat, to see such great humor in Hutch!  There were six of us watching your show and I swear we all had tears rolling down our faces.  I haven't laughed that hard in ages.  And for the end of the show......YOU GO GIRL!!!!
I hope to see your show again some day.  I meant to buy a CD but didn't, so I hope they are available on your website.
Again...thanks for the great laughs.  You have balls to say the things that most of us women are always thinking.  It was just a great time!!!  What a way to top off our first ever bike rally in Hutch.   I hope if they do it again next year that you will be part of it.
 
Keep up the good work!!!!

Hello Miss Baglady! Saw you this weekend at the Crossroads rally! Unbelievable! If it wasn't for you, the rally would have sucked! I know it was the first year, and they will get better at it, but they were smart to have you! We laughed so hard it hurt! Still telling everyone about you! Hope to see you in Sturgis at the Spokes! Stay tough! Girl, you sure are a beauty! Your old man is one lucky S.O.B. whoever he is!  Your new groupies from Hutchinson!     P.S. We are writing HBO!

Dear Bag Lady, Thank you for the laughter! All of us Vets down here in Louisiana want to marry you!  Yes, we are nuts, but at least we're REAL MEN!  You made all of us feel so appreciated for the sacrifices we made for our freedom, for everyone's freedom. Thank you for your beautiful heart, and optimistic spirit! Let us know when you're comin back down!   Sgt. R. Major, and the guys!

Hi Sue,
Just wanted to drop you a line and tell you I haven't received those pics yet so I thought I would send you my email address just in case we got it wrong the other day....   
I really wanted to thank you for a wonderful weekend at the rally...   like I said before if it wasn't for you the entertainment would have SUCKED!!!!!
My ex that wrote you sent me a copy of your response to her email...   lol
 
Thanks again for a wonderful time and I hope we get to hang out soon again... 
Your 2nd Favorite Body Guard....
Mark...:)
 
P.S.  I might be trying to get to PA for that rally, remember I told you I had a Lady there I dated, might try to schedule a visit during the rally....

Hi Suzanne,

 
      It's me Flo. I met you at one legged Johnny's (now called Shotz) and also at Rocco's Bar. I was with a Tall man named Steve if you remember. I sent you an email telling you I was married and I wanted to take my husband to come see you. I just looked at your schedule and I see you were at Golden last night on Colfax. Damnit Damnit I missed you. I want so bad to see you again. Looks like you're pretty well booked for the rest of the year in other places. Do you know when you'll be or around Denver again? Please let me know. I feel like crying I missed you by one day. grrr. Well, please let me know when you'll be back. Take care. Sending ya lots of luv, Randy and Flo

Bags! YOU ROCKED ALEXANDRIA!!  Can't wait to see your show again. Without you the whole rally would have been a bomb. The bands were a big disappointment, but you definitely saved the day(s)!

Rock on girl! LUV Your new faithful groupies...Sue and Marty

Hi Sue, Just wanted to say I had a great time chatting with you on the plane to Houston. My trip went well, and it all started with you! I hope you had a great show in Alexandria. My schedule is really packed , but I will try to get out to see your show soon. As far as Sturgis goes, I still need the bike, thanks for offering to help me find a good one, when I am ready I'll let you know. Let me know what to look for!  Take care, John Snider

P.S. Say Hi to the King for me, hope to meet up with you both soon!!!!!

Bags, who is the hot redhead you have workin for you? Is she single? Does she need a slave?Oh yeah baby! Tell her she makes my pants stick to my leg! (I still love you most but I know you are taken!) Burt

Suzanne, You are a beautiful woman, and a good friend. Every time I am around you, I remember to believe in miracles! Pat

BAGS! You were funnier than ever at the Columbine last weekend! My friends never saw you and they lost their minds, not that they had much to loose! BUT, as always you brought out a bunch of new stuff, and we loved it! Gonna miss ya this summer, book some local stuff at least once or twice! PLEEEEEZ! Your buddy, Joni

Hi Suz, So good to see you are livin the dream. I wish I could have been strong enough to ride the wave with you. I know the man that is, is the luckiest son of a bitch on earth. Maybe he'll see this and know not to be such a fool!  You were the most beautiful thing to ever come into my life. Thank you for it all, you are an amazing woman. If you ever need anything, you know where to find me.

You can post this if you want, but I won't put my name. Besides, only you need to know that...  Love always, Me
Hey BAGS,
We had a great time last night I don't know that Michelle's or my own husbands will ever be the same LOL. Thanks
Your act is a riot & I would love to be able to work with you somehow. You are right in the fact that yours is not a show we would add to the ride as entertainment because of all the kids that are involved, but maybe we could find someone to donate there venue & a portion of profits or something. I will look into it & possibly we can work something out. We would love to see you join our ride, we are looking for "celeb" type folks that will ride with the riders, and among the "riders" you are definitely a "celeb" type.
Looking forward to seeing you again, Thanks for the laughs in the fundraising & awareness of our organization sometimes we get so wrapped up in it that we forget to laugh. Have a good one!
 TRINA  c2c Event Director & Volunteer Coordinator "Columbine to Canyon Ride"

www.columbinetocanyonride.org

Is this true??? HUSTLER?? Oh hell yes! Ya gonna be naked? (I swear, I'm not asking! Donna wants to know! LOL!) Heard Storm is back around, you 2 gonna be together again? We will be there to see you all and Skin Kandy in Winterset, too bad you are not playing Connesville!  What up? Big Rick and Little Donna, Des Moines, Iowa

Hi Bags!!  Loved the show in Kansas! You are amazing! You can open up even the most conservative bunch!! We are mostly good God fearing farmers, and we felt wildly wonderful in your presence! You just have a way about you, that makes everyone comfortable being human! Hope you come back to Kansas again! God Bless you and Cheyenne! Love Sandra, and Bill, Goodland, KS.

Hi, Sue (Randy here)

After seeing your show I have decided to take your advice and shave my balls. Some etiquette questions have arisen. While my partners do appreciate not having hair in their food, I find the shaving has been an issue. I'm writing since you're the expert.

I always shave in the shower. Lately, in an effort to lose some of my ginormous ass, I have been working out and shaving at the gym. When shaving that special area, it seems to raise eyebrows in the locker room. One gentleman in particular seemed to enjoy watching me shave, while another seemed disgusted. Here's my dilemma: I dont want to give up my workouts and I dont want to put on a shaving shower show for the pervs either. I know the easy answer is to shave at home but where's the fun in that? Help me Abby(..I mean Baggie or Bags or Sue..) I know you will know what I should do.

Randy J
Denver Colorado

Suzie,

I knew you'd make it babe! Remember going to the Highway Inn in Pittsburgh and timing how fast we could clear out the bar of old fuckers?!! They never liked our language...just didn't get it!!!  HA!HA!HA!
Chey is perfect and you have followed your heart to Colorado!!! The best times in the world were fucking laughing right by your side!!!! Unbelievable!!! I miss ya kiddo!!! Keep on following that dream!!!!!

Mary Pat from "THE BURGH"

Miss Sue

Caught your show at hog rock this summer ,what deal I would have bet you were at seventy years old. As you rember it was in the mid ninety's ,you must have been hotter than heck under all those pillows and clothes. How many pair of panties did have on.. I am sixty eight years old, until that night I thought I was a pretty good judge of peoples age. You flat proved that wrong. We come to Canyon City in the summer my riding buddy moved from Illinois to there. He lives between Cayon and Westcliff up Copper Gulch road. We really enjoy riding in Colo. I guess the Sporster in the pictures is your bike. I ride 2003 Ultra and wife rides a 2001 wide glide 2 which is CVO bike designed by Willie G. Hope to meet you at hog rock 2007.

Forever a fan
Ron Hawkins

Bags, had a blast at Susie's the other night, oh my Gawd you rock! The new material was an ass kicker! Do you ever stop!? Luv Muddy

HEY BAGS
CAUGHT THE SHOW IN MYRTLE BEACH. YOU ARE A DANGEROUS WOMAN. YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT US. I HAD TO SIT ON THE FLOOR CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH MY BODY JUST GAVE OUT. I LOVE A RAUNCHY WOMAN.
YOU DID 2 SHOWS THAT NIGHT . HOW IN HELL CAN YOU DO THAT TO YOUR VOCAL CORDS TWICE IN ONE NIGHT? WHAT AN AWESOME THROAT.
THE QUOTE ABOUT SLIDIN IN SIDEWAYS... I HAVE IT HANGING ON MY WALL ABOUT 5 YEARS. ANY IDEA WHERE IT COMES FROM?
LOUIE , MY FRIEND AND RIDING BUDS FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES DIED 2 YEARS AGO AGE 52. I PRINTED THAT QUOTE OVER A PICTURE OF HIS BIKE AND IT WENT TO HIS GRAVE WITH HIM. TOO BAD HE NEVER CAUGHT YOUR ACT. TOO BAD YOU NEVER CAUGHT HIS.
SIDEWINDER

Hi Miss Bag Lady, Just wanted to tell you your show is beyond hysterical! Saw you open for Rebel Son in Myrtle Beach at the S.B.B. and had the best night of my life! Even met a great guy! He loves you too! You are the funniest woman alive! What a shock to see how gorgeous you really are! All the best to you girl!
Stay cool! Let me know when you are coming back to S.C.!!! Billie Jo

Miss Austin, I want to marry you!!!! Just promise me you will never make me have sex with the "Bag Lady"!
Love ya baby! Mark P.

Just wanted to thank you for the awesome T-Shirt you gave me at Hogstock yesterday. I came to your booth to just make a donation for the Vets. I didn't have much to give but you gave me a shirt anyway. You are a very cool lady with a way-big heart. (And damn sexy too!) Thanks!

Kirby

I'm an ex Coloradan and was at Hawgstock I'm in love and I'm married so i'm confused after seeing your show and you i need therapy..lol really would like to get a tape of that show please???? and I tryed to meet you but couldn't due to the fact i was baby sittin my drunken skinny big boobed niece so I missed you:-( I love you and I'm trying to get my wife to let me become a mormon biker so i can bring ya home to me..lol ok enough said for now...love always horny desperate biker...going to see the mormons tommorrow..lol.. and I hope you personally see this i have a few pics posted on my page at myspace look me up your link will be posted there no charge gotta love that lol..can I be your puppet? damn please pick me..lol live to ride ride to live my space.

Bags, we are so pissed you won't be at Thunder in the Sand this fall! That sucks! Don't even know if we are going now!!! You rocked at HAWGSTOCK! See ya soon babe! LOVE YOU! Little R.T.and gang

Hi Sue,
My wife and I happened into the Broken Spoke Sunday August 6th. It was our first trip to Sturgis, and out first stop .After buying some T-shirts we walked around the bar and caught your act in the middle. We had so much fun we stuck around until 2:00am. The ride back to Ellsworth Air force base was a bitch in high cross winds, some rain, with 1/2 a buzz going. Your act was so funny, the hand puppet had me about whizzing down my leg. Even more enjoyable was watching you after the show interacting with your friends & the band that followed. When you backed up to my table I could not help but to take this pic. It will not get posted anywhere ..period !
Thanks for the great show!

Ass Virgin,
Tom <<...>>

Hi Suzanne,

The world is gettin smaller, we are from New Stanton Pa. , first we get back to my son's house near the AFB and his girlfriend says she saw your act in Alaska, then on your website I see you go to Steeler games ( I have a season ticket in the front row of sec 516 ). Last night we were in Donegal Pa. at the Fireside ( it used to be called the Rowdy Buck) A guy From Pittsburgh sits next to me and I was telling him about your act and other Sturgis stories, and he says he thinks you live in Pittsburgh area?

Nice to see your career is going in the direction you want it to, good luck with that! Sharon is constructing a scrapbook of our trip, and you will be in it for sure. TOM again!

i just wanted to let you know i have heard your stuff and i love it i laughed my butt off a friend of mine "hippie" " top hat" showed me and i just loved it keep it up girl love ya.

Hey,Had a great time watching you at Thundervalley. We did not get a chance to get a picture of you as we had to get back
to the front gate to work, enjoyed visting with you while you were getting ready for Saturday nites show,hope you enjoyed the Taquila , you are a hoot, keep up the great work and looking forward to seeing your video when it comes out. Thanks for the CD We would like to invite you and your daughter to come and party and hang out with us at the 4th annual Great River Abate Rett Syndrome Benefit August 5th,2006 in Clayton Illinois,just up from Mt.Stering .We are planning a whole days events and Dance and more later at the local Bar.Well better go.You Rock girl,keep up thegreat work you make all of us proud.

IT SAYS YOU WELCOME ALL COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS SO COMMENT; AS FINE AS AGED WINE. SUGGESTION: GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO PGH FOR A VISIT. CLOTHES OPTIONAL. IF NOT I HOPE TO SEE U AT BIKETOBERFEST. I'LL BE AT RIZZ'S

I just started going to Rallies about 3 years ago. I look forward to your show each year. Your words are so true. Keep up the good work Bag Lady Sue.

My husband and I saw you over this last weekend at thunder valley rally in Illinois. YOU ROCK! My husband was the one you autographed his winkie. Lots of love to you! Thanks for the laughs. I came to work today and told everyone about your show. Ken's email is

I did meet you Bags, but I realize you meet alot of people at these shows Just wanted to say thanks for returning my email.Your show was great both nites.I needed a good laugh.See you this fall.P.S.you singed my chest remember?
you rock later!

Ms. Bag Lady Sue,
I saw your performance at the Thunder Valley Bike Rally in Mt. Sterling, Il on Sat. June 24, 2006 and I wanted to say that you are FANTASTIC!.. I have never seen anyting like your act that you do before. After the show I went to get a autograph for my man Kermit and you took your picture with me and another girl that you said would be on your website soon. The pic would be of you, the other gal in the middle and then myself. So to put this e-mail with a face from whom is is from maybe nice for you (since i am sure you get millions of e-mails). I wish you were around the midwest more often. Thanks for making me laugh my friggin ass off and take the pressures of life off my shoulders for a few hours.
A question for you: how long have you been doing this. You keep on going girl, you are a hell of a woman.

MEN, SHAVE YOUR NUTS TO SAVE US FROM CHOKING ON THOSE PUBES!.

Lisa Burgess
Quincy, IL.

Sue,
I got to see you at hogrock after all thought I was going to miss you as I got in late Friday and was told that you were not on Saturday. Found out that was a lie and got in the front row! I tossed a card up onto stage in the hopes that you would get it but I guess that didn't happen :-(
Even so it was great to see you in your glory and enjoy the good laughs
How have things been? I hope to catch you again some time until then keep em laughing and best of luck in all you do.

Mark (from hog rock 05 and now 06)

you rock I think im in love Robert thunder valley IL

Suzanne, Saw you in Conesville last fall, and again at HogRock this month. You are awesome!

Just want to thank you for all you do for us military guys. It makes me feel good everytime I hear you or anyone appreciate what we do. My daddy died in Vietnam, (U.S. Marines), and I have served in 2 tours with the Airforce. (Desert Storm) I would die for this country, just like my dad. People need to see, like you say, "For our troops, It is not about who's right or wrong, or what the war is about, our soldiers go in regardless, because they are warriors. Not business men. Inevitably, they keep us free, and safe from all the S.O.B.s in the world, that want to steal that away." As everyone parties at all the runs, and rides free in the wind, they need to remember the men and women, who can not, because they are in some desert, or some fricken jungle, protecting that freedom.
I know you post all the letters that come to you, I hope you will this one.
Last of all, I think you are so amazing, and so beautiful inside and out, and I would go to battle for you too, if you weren't so crazy about the tall dude! All the best to the 2 of you in your dream chasin!
"G.I.Jack"

Hey,Had a great time watching you at thundervalley.
We did not get a chance to get a picture of you as we had to get back to the front gate to work,enjoyed visting with you while you were getting ready for Saturday nites show,hope you enjoyed the Taquila , you are a hoot,keep up the great work and looking forward to seeing your video when it comes out.
Thanks for the CD We would like to invite you and your daughter to come and party and hang out with us at the 4th annual Great River Abate Rett Syndrome Benefit August 5th,2006 in Clayton Illinois,just up from Mt.Stering .We are planning a whole days events and Dance and more later at the local Bar.Well better go. You Rock girl,keep up thegreat work you make all of us proud .

IT SAYS YOU WELCOME ALL COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS SO COMMENT; AS FINE AS AGED WINE. SUGGESTION: GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO PGH FOR A VISIT. CLOTHES OPTIONAL. IF NOT I HOPE TO SEE U AT BIKETOBERFEST. I'LL BE AT RIZZ'S

I just started going to Rallies about 3 years ago. I look forward to your show each year. Your words are so true. Keep up the good work Bag
Lady Sue.

saw you at hogrock just wanted to tell you that you are the the funniest comedianne that I have seen in a long time great and true content. hope to see you at some more rallys. my wife and I are still talking about it and it has been over 2 weeks!

Bag Lady, You are the funniest, most right on Comic I have EVER seen! Your show is beyond explaination! I have been trying for 2 wks to describe it to all my friends! How in the hell did you ever put it together? Bet your fans would love to hear that story! LOL! All the best to you and your family! I know you are going to make the bigtime! SOON!
Shelly Mc D.

Hey Sue! You were awesome as usual at Hogrock! We were so excited when we found out you would be there! Didn't get to talk to you much this time, cause you were so swamped! Guess you are really hitting the bifgtime now eh? Hey, where was Storm? We told our friends about his voice and show stuff and were really hoping he was going to sing again. Loved him at Conesville last fall! Man what a voice! The other singer was awesome too, but Storm just fucked the place up! Are you still together? Hope so, cause you seemed made for each other! I was so jealous of him! Lucky bastard. Well, see you at Mt. Sterling! If you need a friend, feel free to call on us. Dale and Lindy

My husband and I caught your show at hogrock and all I can say it that you are the shit!!! we love your act and you know can add us to your fan base. We will see you at mount sterling. take care Fred and Marisa Burch!

You were highly recommended to us and we saw you all 3 nights at HogRock. We love ya. You ought to check out the website at www.TheSouthsGonnaDoItAgain.com and see about doing a show there. We bought your cd on Thursday night and got some halfway decent pics and can't wait for the DVD to come out. Put us on your list for the DVD info.

Just wanted to shot you a e-mail…me and my wife saw you at hog rock over the weekend all we can say is, it was great we laughed are ass off!!!
Heather my wife loved the “next time you guys can’t get hard well spit on it ..Ready now you sons of bitches”….all I can say I really thought like most “hell it has to be a guy”!
Who sounds a lot like Sam Kinison and that’s a great thing!!!
Then you stripped down and BANG …Not only is the bag lady a woman...But she a very sexy looking one at that!!!
Thanks for all the laughs keep it up!
Don’t know if you have ever heard of the web site myspace.com but I think it would really help get your name out even more, and if you are love to be able to add you !!!!!
Just our thoughts.
Take care have fun hope to see you at the next really!
Sonny and Heather

Hey girlfriend, I just seen you @ Cave-in-Rock, IL and wasn't able to get your Cd. I've tried to do this on line Do I just mail you the check at your listed address? Wanted to let you know you were awesome!!!! Thanks a bunch.. By the way I have lived in Colo Sprgs and been to Alaska 5 times. You website is touching and your daughter is beautiful. Best of luck to you, Tracy

You were so awesome Hun!!! Thanks for teaching my old man Hippy (the guy in the black tophat Saturday night) a thing or two...now I'm "Not Spoilt....Well Kept". I OWE YOU BIG TIME!!!!! Take care and can't wait to see ya again, BettyBoop
P.S. Let me know as soon as your DVD is out - it might tide me over between shows

Hi SUe, Darrin here from Hog Rock. The big guy with tattoos and I guess was a big laugh at the hypnotist.Derrrr. Well, as always I really enjoyed your show and look forward to seeing you and the bag again....Maybe the boogie? I was really shocked when you told me you were the bag lady at our campsite up the hill. Damn was I suprised. Very nice getting to know ya a lil bit and a shot of Canadian Mist to ya babe. Hope you had as great time as I at Hog Rock as I did. Hope to hear from ya.
Your funny fan Darrin

Sue ,
We seen your show at Hogrock2006!we brought my Parents who are 71 and it was the Greatest Show any of us have ever seen! you are Wonderful! Thank You for such a Great Show! We will find you again somewhere sometime soon.
We All LOVED You!!

We Are buying your CD and Want your DVD ASAP! Please let us know when we can order it!!
Thanks Again
Love You
Mike&Dave

Hey Suzanne
We are doing a souvenier edition of HogRock Times newspaper to giveaway at HogRock. Was wondering if I could reprint a picture off your website or if you had a promo pic that you could email in a small file. I would like to add you to the paper. Looking forward to seeing you!
Thanks
Theresa

Hi bags
B. Taylor from Conesville I had a great time seeing you! You made my buddy Ez dizzy stay in touch talk to you soon you f***in rock bitch!

Hey, just wanting to know if the dvd is available yet, I want one, Are you playing in Sturgis this Year?
Love your act.

Let see some more of you this summer Suzy Sunshine!!!!! More flesh that is...........Peace Lonebear!!

Suzanne, I am madly in love with you! If you would just give me one damn chance!
The other guys you have dated just don't have a clue what they had, or they would still be in your light! You shine so very brightly! Just one chance!!!!!
Sam

BAGS, You are so damn funny! I have never laughed so hard! We came all the way from Memphis, Tennesee, to see you at Conesville, and we will be at Hog Rock too! It was great to get to meet you, you are not only a riot, but you are a real and kind person too. It is awesome to know you. May all your dreams come true! Luv T.L. and Cherry

I seen you for the first time in Conesville and cant wait to see you again. your great!

Before Saturday in Conesville, Ia I had never heard of you. It was my first time to any rally. I am going through a rough time in my personal life and Larry and Louise talked me into going to Conesville. I had mixed feelings about going. I was having so much fun. Then Saturday came and I realized that I only had 24 hours before I had to go back to all my troubles. I of our friends took me on a 2 hour ride and it help. But, your show, I had never and I mean never laughed so hard. You helped me see the light on so much. The weekend was great, but you had topped it all off. You are such a wonderful person and entertainer.
Thank you!

Sue, I just wanted to personally tell you how wonderful you made my trip to conesville this year. While standing at your show and laughing my ass off I turned to my buddy and said She was worth the whole trip here. I wouldnt have had to do another thing to make my weeekend complete. And after reading your Bio. I can tell you truley do have an awsome spirit and have experienced lifes struggles and come to the top as i myself have. So i share the same Love for life and all it's lessons as well.
You have truley touched my heart and Funnybone as well. Thanks and I hope to see you again soon. You are The Best Female Comic i have ever had the pleasure to hear. Denny

We caught your show at the Broken Spoke last year in Myrtle Beach and it was great!!! I checked your website and I don't see anything on your schedule for MBBW 2006. We would love to see you there. Please let me know if you will be there anytime during the week.

Thanks.
Virginia

Dear Bags, The girls and I were talking about you at the bar tonight. We just love you! Thanks for always making us feel better! Caught your shows here in town a bunch and have missed you,since you started touring so much! You are like a good antidepressant ! Shit, on top of that, you don't cause sexual dysfunction in us gals like Prozac does! Well, maybe you cause it in men...performance anxiety don't ya know!
You must find the last of the real men! The ones I have seen you with are art work! And you still don't take any crap! You are full of life, strong, and beautiful, and I can understand why they love being with you! Are they just friends, or ? We are all dying to know? You have to be getting some!
C'mon tell!
And where do you find them? Or do they find you!? can we please hang out with you?

You are our HERO! When we grow up, we want to be just like you!
Love from Jayda and all the girls at the gym!

Bags I love Trent Tomlinson! When you meet him, please ask him if I could have his underwear! I'll pay you! ;) Have fun honey! Darla

Bag Lady, When in the f*** are you going to be on H.B.O.? I am in shock, that no one has grabbed you yet. You are the funniest woman on earth! The whole world needs to hear your views on the birds and bees! What a better place it would be!
See ya in Sturgis! I told all my friends! Spoke again? Let me know.
John D.

Suz, who's the hot blonde? My God-dess, where do you find these men!!!!!
You are so Mae West! You go girl!

Hey bags, got to tell you that you are hysterical. the first time I saw your show I thought I was going to die I laughed so damn hard. I think you are great. I seen you for the first time at the conesville rally three years ago. I cant wait to see you again on the 19th&20th. Keep up the good work, you are awesome.

Bags, do you have any damn shit for sale yet? I want to buy your disc for my mom and dad, they will love you! Hope you have some by Conesville. I will be there as always!

Bag Lady! What the hell happened in Charleston? Did they screw you? We were waiting in the damn rain and again Saturday after the Kid Rock thing. No one even made an announcement for us! We heard you got the shaft. Love you always! Write back. John D.

Seems like lots of Conesville people view your site, best f****n rally in the Midwest. Where the the corn grown on both sides of the road, and the blacktop ends. Best rally around, been there every year, and we're lookin forward to another kickass event!!! Look forward to seeing you again Bags and Possum you rock***

Bags, when are you goning to be on H.B.F*CKING O.??????What is wronf with this world? You are waaaay funnier than anyone of the new stuff on there! Man this is making me mad!
Luv ya Babe! Endeavor to persevere! I know you are going to make it!
Dakota D.

Bags, Wasn't sure if the other went through. Just letting you know we love watching your show and can't wait to see ya again in Conesville Iowa, 70 days and counting.
Theresa & Henry

Hey Suz, Great to see you in Iowa last week! You are an amazing comic, and a really beautiful woman! You do wonders for us gals! We WILL be at Conseville! Ya bringin your sidekick? Want to hear him wail again! Saw his band is playing at Hawgstock with you. Hell, we're oin there too! I would follow you anywhere! We go to Conesville every year, and will always, as long as you keep comin too! Love Johnny and Deb

Damn it girl, some of the men u are photographed with are fine looking..... I'll be at Conesville in May, ever thought about getting single bikers together? Let me know if u do, I'll be there.

I want to be the first to buy your up coming DVD. I'm your biggest fan and your the sexiest woman that ever came to the Black Hills! Please let me know when and where I can purchase the DVD.
Thanks Gene

Hey sexy couple....thats awesomeme to hear Storm's band is playing too, .....he's a really good singer....we're good friends with cat and paul..Hawgstock rocks!....we help them with there rally..what about kid rock?......and when i cummm...i always scream your name sweetie......hehehe...ask dawny..its nice to hear your all doing well we could see you 2 are great for eachother....keep intouch and be safe....love ya long time...see you soon in conesvill..let us know when you get there...we can sit and chatt .by the camp fire...naked huggss and kissses...tj and dawny..xoxoxoxo

HEY BAGS! WHEN YOU COMIN BACK TO PITTSBURGH? LET ME KNOW! GOOOOO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baglady, Saw Your show at Backstreet,you are so awesome. It was nice to meet you and Storm after the show. It is great that you can support eachothers careers! What fun!
We missed seeing your man's band this weekend, but will be there for your DVD and his upcoming show at the Buffalo Rose. I actually enjoy going to Golden. You guys are kinda like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee! LOL! You are just alot funnier, and way sexier! It seems you both have a great future ahead of you. All the best to you both. PS. Wonderful website!

YOUR WEB SITE IS WONDERFUL AND EXCITING. Seeing the pictures, reminded me of the few times that I saw you. The last time was in Daytona during BIKEWEEK. If you can remember me, it would definitly surprise me, knowing how many people(and good looking men) that you meet at each performance. A few hints for you; I have long hair and a beard----I wear bluejeans with a leather vest(jacket if it is colder)----I wear black boots----I also ride a motorcycle. Yeah, that gave it away. Boy you are good! How did you know it was me, The Slut One of Wi. Since I seen you in Daytona, I have moved(guess where). Damn you really are good, how did you it was Florida. What gave it away---fun in the sun----riding all year long----beaches/bitches. I guess you know me better than I thought. I was in Zwarte's web and seen your link, just had to say thank you for putting a smile on my face(in person and on sceen). Hope to see you soon, I live by Cocoa(like spitting distance away), and I'm looking forward to seeing you and Zwarte at BIKEWEEK 06. I hope you are like me---still single! If so just give me a chance to get used by a fabulous woman such as yourself. You know, I will let you use me for a night---or two.I Till leave my info. with you. see ya soon. Truly, Lon

Hey Girl, Good to see you last week, you look happy that your man is back. You 2 are an amazing match! See ya at Scotties Sat. Good luck to both of you this year! I will be sure to get out to see Storm's band! Love Kari

Hey Suzanne, we love you man! We all thought you were a dude! You are too funny! Hope to work with you again this summer! Keep in touch. Richard Young (The Kentucky Headhunters)

I have never laughed my Ass off so hard. I caught you @ Backstreet last evening and had a great time. You are a great comedian, and I can't wait to catch you again. Please keep me informed of any shows in Aurora or out east, as I have some friends who are unable to travel way out to see you and I really want them to see you!!!! PS.... I'll take ya up for
Valentines Day. I would be so honored!!! LOL

Hi Baglady! Saw your show last night at Grogans! OH MY HEAVENS, you are unbelievable! It was nice to meet you and your man, what a great match. Thanks for making us feel so great. Can not wait to see yur show again. We will be at SteveOs next week, to hear the band. It is an honor to be invited. Maria and Juan D.Comments:

Hi Baglady, I caught your show last year at the Broken Spoke in Myrtle Beach Spring Rally, It has been awhile since I laughed so much. It really made our Rally a complete, I just looked at your upcoming shows and saw no Myrtle Beach, we live in Lexington, Ky. but always make the rally in Myrtle Beach. Do you ever come to Ky. for events? Myrtle Beach Spring Rally sure want be the same without you. You are #1, Keep on making people laugh.

Hi Bags! We just want to tell you we support you on the hiccups thing! We are spreading the word, and will definitely not be going there. We hope the rest of your friends do the same. There are a bunch of bars better with nicer owners. No sweat! Always thought he was a fake. Post this on your comments page if you want. Love you girl, you are a real person! Banger, and Lil Bit!

Heard about Hiccups, what a DICK! When does the Sweetwater shows start? I;ll be there with friends! Janelle D.

Baglady Sue, How do you do? Looking forward to seeing you this summer in Sturgis! Ya bringing the big sexy guy? How's his penmanship? Me and my friends want him to autograph our hooters! Would ya mind? Love your show honey! Keep kickin ass! Char Westerman

Thanks you so much for bringing fun to the Ranch. It's like John (we sat
in the front table & John was in the wheelchair) totally released and had the kind of fun and camaraderie we have known as friends since grade school. You were the awesome catalyst. Thank You.

Hey Bags, Are you and Storm going to be at Conesville again in the Spring? You guys are so cool. You are an amazing comedian, and he sings better than Geddy fuckin Lee! You two are like, total rock stars. We were honored to hang out with you both! Get back to us and let us know what's up! J.T. and the guys from Lonetree!
P.S. Luv that picture on your web site, ask Storm if I can please put my hand on your bum like that, just one time before I die!! I know he is probably gonna want to kill me now huh? Lucky Bastard!

hi sweetie......hope you days are great and we hope your still seeing that tall guy you were with at conesville, you 2 looked so great together!.................we tottaly hope to see you at hawgstock this spring and in august..........love-ya lots............tj and dawny and friends........

I saw you at Hiccups last night and laughed my ass off!! Man, what an unexpected show, especially at the end...WOW!! I'm a pretty shy gal, but after watching your show, I'm not anymore...LOL! I'm hoping to see your upcoming show in Brighton Colo., along with some of my friends. Oh, by the way, my hubby is going to "shave his nuts"...thanks!

OH MY GOD! YOU ARE A FLIPPING HOWL! IF YOU ARE NOT ON HBO IN THE NEXT YEAR I WILL BE SHOCKED!!! PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, NEED TO SEE YOUR SHOW! WOMEN ARE FREED AFTER ONE HOUR WITH THE INTENSITY, AND HILARITY, THAT IS THE BAG LADY, BUT MORE EVN STILL, BY THE BEAUTY AND POWER OF SPIRIT, THAT IS SUZANNE! STAY STRONG LADY! EVERYONE LOVES YOU!

Sue, You are the bomb! I have never laughed so hard in my life. And what a hottie you are. I was in the cowboy hat sitting in front of you at Hicups. You also gave me the pleasure of a lovely hug the night before. I'd have you in a heartbeat. you ARE very beautiful and I love your gig. You'd have to konk me in the head to stop licking you girl.
I'll see you again and again when & where ever I can!

Bags, what happened to the Big Dude? He must have been a real idiot ass for you to kick him to the curb! We actually thought he was man enough for you! The Dumbfuck!! But, I think most men are just really big pussies! We love you so much girl, I know I can speak for everyone that meets you! Call if you need me. Angie from the pound.

Hello Miss Suzanne, Saw you at Hiccups one and could not believe my eyes, or my ears! First I saw your comedy show, and can honestly say, I have never seen a comedienne even close! You are a genius. You are also absolutely gorgeous, and one of the kindest women I have ever met. Then I heard you sing later tonight, and all I can say, is there anything you are not amazing at??? You said you were sadly single. Geezus Kee- riste, lady, how in the fu** could that be? I would give my right ball to be your man. Tell your X, I said he is an asshoooooole! Any man dumb enough to let go of something so incredible, will surely get what he deserves in the end. I don't know if I could win you, but I am gonna try!!! You watch and see! I was the tall guy, with the ponytail. Remember me.....

Baggie, great show at Hiccup's tonight, in fact the best I have seen yet! You ruined that little non beaver eatin boy! I bet he changes his ways after tonight! Ha ha ha ha! Congrats on the KID ROCK gig. He is going to fall for you! Pamela Anderson, couldn't hold a candle to you, and I am sure she can't do comedy! Leslie Anne

hey this is the broken spoke ass champ thanks you so much and please send me a picture of the two of us . your are amazing and one baaaaaadddd girl .thanks jeffrey

Hi Bag Lady! You are too damn funny! We saw you at the Broken Spoke Rally this weekend and you made us laugh till it hurt! I also decided to start spanking my old man's butt! I think he loves you! ;) Rita J. Colorado Springs!

OH MY GOD ARE YOU A TRIP!!!!!!! Talk about in your face honesty, I know women and men around the world will have to love you, and thank you!

Bags, Thank you from the Troops, From Fort Carson, Colorado Springs to Affuckinganistan. We all love you girl! Rocket

I love your white outfit in Sturgis makes me want to put it on my things to do before i die list. and I'd do you to. in the outfit course. xx

BagLady Sue, Saw you in Iowa. I laughed till it hurt! It must be fun to live with you. You are genuine and of the earth for sure. And you are such an amazing woman. Not to mention drop dead gorgeous! What is with the man in your life? I didn't see a ring!! Do you just not wear it at shows? I would put a big fat one on your finger in a second! Tell him he better get on it before someone snatches you up. ;) Evan Lee

Hey Bags!!!!! We love you here in Illinois!!! When you coming back around? Don't want to wait till next summer! Let us know when and where, we will bring the herd! Where's the DVDS? We want to give them as Xmas gifts! Luv ya baby! Quincy, Ill.

HEY BAGS, SAW YA IN STURGIS TWICE AT THE SPOKE STILL LAUGHIN A MONTH LATER, KEEP IT UP & I DID SHAVE MY NUTS LUV YA, BILL

I think your shows are great. I will never forget the first time I saw you at Conesville in 2004. You looked like an old lady then when you took off your clothes and see this great lookin women just kicked me in the ass. Your show is so great and to the point. Thumbs up to you. And keep it up. I have a couple of pictures of you and I together and I show everyone the picture and tell them I got to meet you. I think your the greatest. Thanks for the pictures and your time. See ya at Coneville 2006. Tracy

Hey Girl,
Have been on a dead run all week. Just leaving to go play at Grand Lake. I have a call into Tony from Sparks, saw his right hand man Thurs night. Please give me your home phone again, wrote it on the back of SOMETHING and can't find it anywhere. Do you live in Colorado? I think you gave me a 303 area code, but had so many calls from Sturgis can't focus! LOL Can't wait to see you again.....you are the FUNNIEST chik I have EVER seen. Everybody here will do great PR for you, there were a bunch of Okies at Hog Rock and Sturgis. Do you ride? I have a Heritage Softail........luv it.

Have a safe weekend.

Sue, I was the sound man for The Bruce Kaiser Band and was running sound for you at Possum's Pavilion at Conesville on Friday night. You were GREAT!!!!! I couldn't believe my eyes at the end when I saw the REAL YOU! Just wanted to let you know that the show was fantastic and I had a great time for an old, bald headed, fat guy. Much success to you!
Keep up the raunch work!
Peace!

seen you at my first Conesville, rally. I thought you were awesome.!!!!! I was wondering if you had any CD's comedy out?? Or DVD videos?
Hope to see you again, sometime soon.

The queen is out of jail and i just found out your going to be in my city for biketoberfest give me a call 386-679-4660 let me know if you need anything set up before you get here see you in October
the queen

Hey BAGLADY, caught your show at the spoke on Tuesday, just wanted to let you know that I have been going in there since 1980 and that's the best shit I have ever seen in the afternoon, course saw your show a few more times during the week. keep it up ,your fuckin funny as hell. Bundo

Just wondering if you ever perform in the Minnesota or Wisconsin area? Caught you act in Sturgis at the Broken Spoke and about pee'd my pants! Would love to get friends together to see your show, but hence we are from Wisconsin not Colorado! Gonna be in the area? Laughed a lot, Chris

Sue,
You were hilarious Wed. eve at the Spoke! Your comedy had me laughing during your entire routine. You stayed at the same hotel in Rapid, saw you leave one night in a white van I believe. Come to Dallas, you would be well received. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

Sincerely,R.Santage

Bag Lady Sue, You rock! Saw you at the Spoke this week, you are the funniest woman on earth! Larry the Cable Guy doesn't stand a change against you!! ;)

Bags, Saw you in Sturgis, you ruled the Spoke as always, me and my man saw you in Daytona, and will follow you anywhere! We just Love you!!!!! Bouncer and Baby, Benton Harbor.

Saw you at "The Boogie" last year and again this year at the big top and day stage. Great show! Have some great pictures of you afterwards too! We'll be in Sturgis and will come see you there too! Can't wait!!!
Keep it up!

Bags, Great to hear you are doing so well! You deserve great things for all you give out! Hey, speaking of...who was the "GOD" you were with the other night? What a fricken voice! Go get it honey!!!! Colly

Bags, you crack me up. it was great seeing you again at the boogie. everyone loved your show. thanks for all the laughs and hope to see you next year.!! Julia

Hey Sue...it was so good seeing you at the Boogie. Thanks for the hugs, kisses and love.

Here is the photo of you and I. It was blurred for some reason, but gives it a great affect! Hope you like it. You are a freakin' doll..and love your show as always.

Take care and please keep in touch! Lucky fuck!

Love ya bunches,
Papaw

I also put this photo in my website...hope you don't mind - check it out: http://www.frankenstein1931.com/home.html

Bags,
We saw your show at the ABATE Boogie in Indiana (July 2005) for the first time. What a show!!! I was expecting maybe "Moms Mabley" type humor, but what a treat for the ol' tickle box. You are great. We wish you much luck and continued success.

P.S. After following your advice and the demonstrative techniques of Tequila George, things around here are now "bob-bob-bobbing" along.
Thanks!
Hogleg and Dixie Cup

BagLady,
We almost saw your show last year('04) in Fairplay, CO we were there, but we were in the very back and did not see shit. We heard you and loved you. This year ('05) we got there 1 1/2 hour early and enjoyed the whole show. You are a talented lady. I was not quite sure which was funnier, watching you or watching our friend laugh his ass off and crying while watching you. It was awesome. I look forward to seeing you again next year.
Love,
Dale and Tina, Colorado

We are the Mercy Hollow Band and we performed just before the Baglady Sue did at the Indiana ABATE Boogie. We LOVED the show and hope to see you again! www.mercyhollow.com THANX

Hi, Sue just a note to say thanks....saw the pics of hog rock...kool this is the Cave gang just wanted to drop a line to wish you luck and hope this finds you and your family in good health....good humor and good times ...keep up the good work your friends THE CAVE GANGP.S. ARE YOU STILL SERIOUS ABOUT THOSE T-SHIRTS ? GET BACK WITH ME ( if you are ever in the Springfield or Quincy IL area give us a ring we have room for you to stay and would love to see you again

Saw your show at Hog Rock!!!!FANTASTIC SHOW it started raining and no one left. I told Tim York you were money well spent. Looking forward to seeing your show again!!!! Florence, Alabama

I seen you at Hog Rock in Shawneetown, IL and you had the whole audience laughing their ass off!!! My husband went to Bonaroo in Tenn. and I went to Hog Rock and I bet I had the most fun. You were great and I can't wait to see you again.

HEY BAG, REMEMBER THE POEM ABOUT THE ANGEL AND THE BIKER IN LEATHERS? IF YOU DO YOU WILL REMEMBER WHO THIS IS. ITS STILL ON MY WALL AND I THINK IF I LOOK HARD ENOUGH I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND A YELLOW RIBBON FROM 1991.

Hey caught your act at hog rock and loved it. Was just checking out your web page and where you are at this year, really looking forward to seeing you again soon.

I RECENTLY SAW YOU AT HOG ROCK I THOUGHT YOUR SHOW WAS FANTASTIC. YOUR COMEDY WAS THE BEST PART OF THE RALLY. GOOD LUCK AND HOPE TO SEE YOUR SHOW AGAIN. THANKS DON HILL

Sue,
Great show just saw you at Hog Rock. Very funny stuff and watching the crowd as you strip is a riot. One of the guys in my group was certain you were a guy - (I am keeping an eye on him from now on) - until you got undressed. I am certain even he knows you are now a beautiful woman :-) . Thanks for the flash if my picture turns out I will send it to you. Again good luck on your sobriety (I am ending my 13th year in July and on to 14), Good luck, hope to see you again. Mark -

my husband and myself was at hog rock 2005, and you are the shit!!!! we loved your show. this was our first year there and it was a great time. we will be there every year from now on thanks again your show was excellent!!! Sincerely Jim and Mary Caraker
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